Im filling you in on a little secret...

This is exciting!! My first videooo! Let me know what you think of my new venture and how you like video blogs instead of my crappy writing!

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and tell your friends because i only know of 2 people who actually read and follow my blog hahah!

You gotta slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess- or prince?

Dave was a nice guy, don't get me wrong, i just don't know if there were any sparks. 

First off his idea of a date was going to the movies, and I had already told him I don't like movie dates because how are you supposed to get to know someone by sitting in silence for 2 hours. But the 10 minute drive there and back wasn't too awkward, we talked but not really of much substance.

We will see what happens, its almost been 24 hours and he hasn't texted me. Isn't there some three day rule?

Ohh well we will see. 

If he texted me, I'd be up for a second date, just so I could get to know him before writing him off. 

and how often does The Fat Friend get to go on dates anyways?

I'm not heartbroken, for once I'm being level headed.

And as for the weight issue of mine, he definitely shouldn't have a problem with it considering the little weight issue he has of his own that he neglected to tell me.

So like the name of this post, dave may just be another dragon slayed on my warrior princess quest to find prince charming. 

If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Talk to you soon, 

The Fat Friend

Welcome Friends

So heres the deal, this isn't going to be some fancy blog. This is my life and you have now become a part of it. Think of me as your friend, Your Fat Friend. Im the girl who is there for you when the guy of your dreams breaks your heart or when you need help getting a date with the hot girl from work. Yes thats me, always the brides maid never the bride.

I have been told countless times how good a friend I am and how I give such good advice. well if I'm the love guru why am I always the single one? Well I'm fat. I don't mean fat in a derogatory way, more like as a description. I am not ugly, I have a beautiful face, just not the ideal body to match. I dreamed of being a plus sized model (I'm 180 pounds 5'8) but where should I even begin? Even then I still wouldn't be like the normal models. I'd be the skinny models best friend because I make them look good.

Sometimes I feel like thats the only reason my girlfriends keep me around. They look 20 pounds thinner standing next to me. Not that I don't love my girls, but for once it would be nice to be the girl guys look at!

Anyways, I'm still unsure of exactly what this blog will be about. All I do know is that it has been on my bucket list for quite some time! So send me your questions and comments and I will reply. I'm a bit of a dating expert, only cause I've helped about 60 girlfriends through it. So ask away, I'm sure i could help in some way.

I wont get into my super dramatic crazy desperate-housewives-like life and childhood, Im sure we will get to know each other shortly anyways.

Thats what I'm here for.
Sincerely,

Your Fat Friend